no one cares about jaguar

piyohikoo:

maxiburger:

==Miku==
I miss you so, I want to be with you right now
I cannot wait any longer
I miss you so much
The nights are lonely, oh so lonely without you by my side
I cannot sleep, I cry all night

==Hammer==
YO YO YO that’s right it’s me
I want to be with you too BUT
MY DAYS ARE BUSY & I have a girlfriend so I can’t be with you YO
Oh RIGHT, I haven’t introduced myself yet
Yours truly, the superstar of the HIP HOP world
Yoko-HAMA Tate-HAMA I’m the HAMMER, nice to meet you DA PUMP YEAH

==Miku==
Umm… I am lonely, oh so lonely
But I wasn’t talking to you
Please don’t get any funny ideas

=Hammer==
No no no no please don’t be like that YO
I may look like this but I’m really gentle and I’m pretty buff yknow
Ah- and what I said earlier was a lie of course, yours truly is actually still taking applications for girlfriends YO
So uh please at least give me your phone number, come on please

==Miku==
Uwah gross you’re really creepy
Please don’t come any closer
Gimme a break already
You’re really obstinate, oh so obstinate
Could anybody please call the police (Hammer: Wa-wawawait please don’t call the cops)
Oh hello officer, hurry it’s this guy

==Hammer==
Wai-waiwaiWAIWAIWAAAAAIT please wait just a second YO
Officer this is just a misunderstading de gozaru!
I am actually an acquaintance of this girl, she was the one who said she wanted to meet me first YO
This is absolutely not my fault YO
I mean I really don’t get what this is all about YO
What’s going on please gimme a break YO
Aaaaah ok fine I get it de gozaru YO
I’m very sorry please forgive me.

OH MY GOD HAMMER

OH MY GOD

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